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Saturday, September 11, 2010
FW: a 9/11 remembrance
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Monday, July 26, 2010
FW: Stimulus, a New Ice Cream...
In honor of the 44th President of the Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow. The cost is $100.00 per scoop. When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you. Thus you are left with an empty wallet, no change, holding an empty cone, with no hope of getting any ice cream. Are you feeling stimulated? |
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
FW: Garbage Truck
Law of the Garbage Truck One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean he was really friendly. So I asked, 'Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital! This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call, 'The Law of the Garbage Truck.' He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you. Don't take it personally. Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on. Don't take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home, or on the streets. The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their day. Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so ... Love the people who treat you right, Pray for the ones who don't. Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it! Have a garbage-free day! |
Thursday, June 17, 2010
FW: hahahaha
Sent: Monday, January 4, 2010 1:14:08 PM GMT -05:00 Subject: hahahaha During a recent password audit at our company, it was found that a blonde receptionist was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento" When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital. |
Thursday, June 10, 2010
FW: WAL-MART CAKE
Sent: Sat, May 29, 2010 1:51 am
Subject: WAL-MART CAKE
WAL-MART CAKE.................
Okay,so this is how I imagine this conversation went:
Walmart Employee: 'Hello 'dis be Walmarts, how can I help you?'
Customer: ' I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.'
Walmart Employee: 'What you want on da cake?'Customer: 'Best Wishes Suzanne' and underneath that 'We will miss you'..
STOP LAUGHING!
You can't fix stupid!
Saturday, June 5, 2010
FW: Top 10
Subject: Top 10
JUDICIAL WATCH ANNOUNCES LIST OF WASHINGTON 'S "TEN MOST CORRUPT POLITICIANS" FOR 2009.
GUESS WHO MADE THE LIST?
THE WHITE HOUSE IS NOT PLEASED.
http://www.judicialwatch.org/news/2009/dec/judicial-watch-announces-list-washington-s-ten-most-wanted-corrupt-politicians-2009
THE WHITE HOUSE IS NOT PLEASED.
http://www.judicialwatch.org/news/2009/dec/judicial-watch-announces-list-washington-s-ten-most-wanted-corrupt-politicians-2009
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Friday, June 4, 2010
FW: kids in church- very cute
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Thursday, June 3, 2010
FW: Southern thangs

A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.
There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one has seen before.
If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.
Onced and Twiced are words.
It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!
Jaw-P? means Did y'all go to the bathroom?
People actually grow and eat okra.
Fixinto is one word. It means I'm fixing to do that.
There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there is supper.
Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. Folks in the south do like a little tea with their sugar.
Backards and forards means I know everything about you.
The word jeet is actually a phrase meaning, Did you eat?
You don't have to wear a watch, because it don't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH 'em.
You measure distance in minutes.
You switch from heat to A/C multiple times in the same day.
All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.
You know what a DAWG is.
You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.
You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Dell Sauce,Tabasco and ketchup.
The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, motor sports, and gossip.
Many think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit a bit warm.
You know what a hissy fit is.
Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite pastime known as goin Wal-Martin' or off to Wally World.
You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chicken stew weather.
Fried catfish is the other white meat.
We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive.
There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.
There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one has seen before.
If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.
Onced and Twiced are words.
It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!
Jaw-P? means Did y'all go to the bathroom?
People actually grow and eat okra.
Fixinto is one word. It means I'm fixing to do that.
There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there is supper.
Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. Folks in the south do like a little tea with their sugar.
Backards and forards means I know everything about you.
The word jeet is actually a phrase meaning, Did you eat?
You don't have to wear a watch, because it don't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH 'em.
You measure distance in minutes.
You switch from heat to A/C multiple times in the same day.
All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.
You know what a DAWG is.
You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.
You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Dell Sauce,
The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, motor sports, and gossip.
Many think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit a bit warm.
You know what a hissy fit is.
Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite pastime known as goin Wal-Martin' or off to Wally World.
You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chicken stew weather.
Fried catfish is the other white meat.
We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Monday, May 31, 2010
FW: THE ONLY FLAG THAT DOESN'T FLY
ONLY FLAG THAT DOESN'T FLY
Between the fields where the flag is planted, there are 9+ miles of flower fields that go all the way to the ocean. The flowers are grown by seed companies. It's a beautiful place, close to Vandenberg AFB. Check out the dimensions of the flag. The Floral Flag is 740 feet long and 390 feet wide and maintains the proper Flag dimensions, as described in Executive Order #10834. This Flag is 6.65 acres and is the first Floral Flag to be planted with 5 pointed Stars, comprised of White Larkspur. Each Star is 24 feet in diameter; each Stripe is 30 feet wide. This Flag is estimated to contain more than 400,000 Larkspur plants, with 4-5 flower stems each, for a total of more than 2 million flowers.
Aerial photo courtesy of Bill Morson
For our soldiers.... Please don't break it
When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our servicemen. There is nothing attached.... Just send this to all the people in your address book. Do not stop the wheel, please....
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Tuesday, May 25, 2010
FW: READ AND HEED THE WARNING AND PASS IT ON
Islam Explained in Layman Terms
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