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Showing posts with label Got Mail. Show all posts

Saturday, September 11, 2010

FW: a 9/11 remembrance




  
MEET ME IN THE STAIRWELL'
PLEASE READ TO THE VERY END, IT IS BEAUTIFUL!!!
























'MEET ME IN THE STAIRWELL'

You say you will never forget where you were when
You heard the news On September 11, 2001.
Neither will I.

I was on the 110th floor in a smoke filled room
With a man who called his wife to say 'Good-Bye.' I
Held his fingers steady as he dialed. I gave him the
Peace to say, 'Honey, I am not going to make it, but it
Is OK..I am ready to go.'

I was with his wife when he called as she fed
Breakfast to their children. I held her up as she
Tried to understand his words and as she realized
He wasn 't coming home that night.

I was in the stairwell of the 23rd floor when a
Woman cried out to Me for help. 'I have been
Knocking on the door of your heart for 50 years!' I said.
'Of course I will show you the way home - only
Believe in Me now.'

I was at the base of the building with the Priest
Ministering to the injured and devastated souls.
I took him home to tend to his Flock in Heaven. He
Heard my voice and answered.

I was on all four of those planes, in every seat,
With every prayer. I was with the crew as they
Were overtaken. I was in the very hearts of the
Believers there, comforting and assuring them that their
Faith has saved them.

I was in  Texas  ,  Virginia  ,  California  ,  Michigan  ,  Afghanistan  ..
I was standing next to you when you heard the terrible news.
Did you sense Me?

I want you to know that I saw every face. I knew
Every name - though not all know Me. Some met Me
For the first time on the 86th floor.

Some sought Me with their last breath.
Some couldn't hear Me calling to them through the
Smoke and flames; 'Come to Me... This way... Take
My hand.' Some chose, for the final time, to ignore Me.
But, I was there.

I did not place you in the Tower that day. You
May not know why, but I do. However, if you were
There in that explosive moment in time, would you have
Reached for Me?

Sept. 11, 2001, was not the end of the journey
For you. But someday your journey will end. And I
Will be there for you as well. Seek Me now while I may
Be found. Then, at any moment, you know you are
'ready to go.'

I will be in the stairwell of your final moments.

God
During the next 60 seconds, stop whatever you are
Doing, and take this opportunity. (Literally it
Is only 1 minute.) All you have to do is the
Following:

Stop and think and appreciate God's power
In your life, for doing what you know is pleasing to
Him. If you are not ashamed to do this, follow the
Instructions. Jesus said, 'If you are ashamed of Me, I will be
Ashamed of you before My Father'

If you are not ashamed, copy and send this message...only
If you believe 'Yes, I love my God. He is my
Fountain of Life and My Savior. He Keeps me going day and
Night. Without Him, I am no one. But with Him, I can do
Everything. Christ is my strength.'

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THIS NEEDS TO GO AROUND THE  USA  MANY TIMES SO
KEEP IT GOING
What's wrong with this picture?

If you look closely at the picture above, you will note that all the Marines pictured are bowing their heads. That's because they're praying.
This incident took place at a recent ceremony honoring the birthday of the corps, and it has the ACLU up in arms. 'These are federal employees,' says Lucius Traveler, a spokesman for the ACLU , 'on federal property and on federal time. For them to pray is clearly an establishment of religion, and we must nip this in the bud immediately.'
When asked about the ACLU's charges, Colonel Jack Fessender, speaking for the Commandant of the Corps said (cleaned up a bit), 'Screw the ACLU.'
GOD Bless Our Warriors, Send the ACLU to  France
May God Bless  America  , One Nation Under GOD!
What's wrong with the picture? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
GOD BLESS YOU FOR
PASSING IT ON!
I am sorry but I am not breaking this one.....Let us pray
Prayer chain for our Military...please don't break it
THIS NEEDS TO GO AROUND THE  USA  MANY TIMES SO
KEEP IT GOING

Monday, July 26, 2010

FW: Stimulus, a New Ice Cream...


In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor, "Barocky Road."

Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes.

The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient.

The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.

The cost is $100.00 per scoop.

When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you.

Thus you are left with an empty wallet, no change, holding an empty cone, with no hope of getting any ice cream.

Are you feeling stimulated?

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

FW: Garbage Truck



Law of the Garbage Truck

One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport.
We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us.

My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us.

My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean he was really friendly.
So I asked, 'Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital! This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call, 'The Law of the Garbage Truck.'

He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around
full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you. Don't take it personally.

Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on. Don't take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home, or on the streets.

The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their day.

Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets,

so ... Love the people who treat you right,


Pray for the ones who don't
.


Life
is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it!



Have a garbage-free day!

Thursday, June 17, 2010

FW: hahahaha


Sent: Monday, January 4, 2010 1:14:08 PM GMT -05:00 US/Canada Eastern
Subject: hahahaha
During a recent password audit at our company, it was found that a blonde
receptionist was using the following password:


"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"


When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that
it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

The information transmitted is intended only for the person or entity to which it is addressed and may contain confidential and/or privileged information.  Any review, retransmission, dissemination or other use of, or taking of any action in reliance upon, this information by persons or entities other that the intended recipient is prohibited.  If you received this in error, please contact the sender and delete the material from the computer or device.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

FW: WAL-MART CAKE


Sent: Sat, May 29, 2010 1:51 am
Subject: WAL-MART CAKE


WAL-MART CAKE.................


It took me a second, but make sure you read the story under the picture.

Keep in mind this actually really did happen.

This cake is for someone who was moving from an insurance claims office.




Okay,so this is how I imagine this conversation went:

Walmart Employee: 'Hello 'dis be Walmarts, how can I help you?'

Customer: ' I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.'

Walmart Employee: 'What you want on da cake?'
 Customer: 'Best Wishes Suzanne' and underneath that 'We will miss you'..
 
STOP LAUGHING!

You can't fix stupid!


Saturday, June 5, 2010

FW: Top 10



Subject: Top 10


JUDICIAL WATCH ANNOUNCES LIST OF WASHINGTON 'S "TEN MOST CORRUPT POLITICIANS" FOR 2009.

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Friday, June 4, 2010

FW: kids in church- very cute


KIDS IN  CHURCH 





KIDS  IN CHURCH
3-year-old  Reese :
'Our  Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold  is His name.

Amen.'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


A  little boy was overheard  praying:

'Lord,  if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry  about it.
I'm having a real good time  like I  am.'


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



After  the christening of his baby  brother in  church,
Jason sobbed all the way home  in the back seat of the car.
His father  asked him three times what was  wrong.

Finally,  the boy replied,
'That preacher said he  wanted us brought up in a Christian  home,
and I wanted to stay with you  guys.'



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



One  particular four-year-old  prayed,

'And  forgive us our trash baskets
as  we forgive those who put trash in our  baskets.'


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A  Sunday school  teacher asked her children  as they
were on the way to church  service,
'And why  is it necessary to be quiet in  church?'
One bright little girl  replied,
'Because people are  sleeping.'


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A  mother was preparing pancakes for her sons,  Kevin 5, and Ryan 3
The boys began to  argue over who would get the first  pancake.
Their mother saw the  opportunity for a moral lesson.
'If  Jesus were sitting here, He would  say,

'Let  my brother have the first pancake, I can  wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger  brother and said,

'  Ryan , you be Jesus  !'


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A  father was at the beach with his  children
when the four-year-old son ran  up to him,

grabbed  his hand, and led him to the  shore
where  a seagull lay dead in the  sand..
'Daddy,  what happened to him?' the son  asked.
'He died and went to Heaven,'  the Dad replied.
The boy thought a  moment and then said,
'Did God throw  him back down?'

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And  if you don't send this to at least 8 people  ----- who cares!
Peace, love and  happiness
 

Thursday, June 3, 2010

FW: Southern thangs




A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.

There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.

There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one has seen before.

If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.

Onced and Twiced are words.

It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!

Jaw-P? means Did y'all go to the bathroom?

People actually grow and eat okra.

Fixinto is one word. It means I'm fixing to do that.

There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there is supper.

Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. Folks in the south do like a little tea with their sugar.

Backards and forards means I know everything about you.

The word jeet is actually a phrase meaning, Did you eat?

You don't have to wear a watch, because it don't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.

You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH 'em.

You measure distance in minutes.

You switch from heat to A/C multiple times in the same day.

All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.

You know what a DAWG is.

You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.

You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Dell Sauce, Tabasco and ketchup.

The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, motor sports, and gossip.

Many think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.

You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit a bit warm.

You know what a hissy fit is.

Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite pastime known as goin Wal-Martin' or off to Wally World.

You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chicken stew weather.

Fried catfish is the other white meat.

We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Monday, May 31, 2010

FW: THE ONLY FLAG THAT DOESN'T FLY






 
ONLY FLAG THAT DOESN'T FLY

Between the fields where the flag is planted, there are 9+ miles of flower fields that go all the way to the ocean. The flowers are grown by seed companies. It's a beautiful place, close to Vandenberg AFB. Check out the dimensions of the flag. The  Floral Flag is 740 feet long and 390 feet wide and maintains the proper Flag dimensions, as described in Executive Order #10834. This Flag is 6.65 acres and is the first Floral Flag to be planted with 5 pointed Stars, comprised of White Larkspur. Each Star is 24 feet in diameter; each Stripe is 30 feet wide. This Flag is estimated to contain more than 400,000 Larkspur plants, with 4-5 flower stems each, for a total of more than 2 million flowers.



Aerial photo courtesy of Bill Morson

For our soldiers....
Please don't break it
The only flag that doesn't fly When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our servicemen. There is nothing attached.... Just send this to all the people in your address book. Do not stop the wheel, please....













Tuesday, May 25, 2010

FW: READ AND HEED THE WARNING AND PASS IT ON



 Islam Explained in Layman Terms 
Adapted from Dr. Peter Hammond's book: Slavery, Terrorism and Islam: The Historical Roots and Contemporary Threat

 
Islam is not a religion, nor is it a cult. In its fullest form, it is a complete, total, 100% system of life.

 Islam has religious, legal, political, economic, social, and military components. The religious component is a beard for all of the other components.


 
Islamization begins when there are sufficient Muslims in a country to agitate for their religious privileges.
 

When politically correct, tolerant, and culturally diverse societies agree to Muslim demands for their religious privileges, some of the other components tend to creep in as well..


Here's how it works:


 
As long as the Muslim population remains around or under 2% in any given country, they will be for the most part be regarded as a peace-loving minority, and not as a threat to other citizens. This is the case in:


 
United States -- Muslim 0..6%
 
Australia -- Muslim 1.5%
 
Canada -- Muslim 1.9%
 
China -- Muslim 1.8%
 
Italy -- Muslim 1.5%
 
Norway -- Muslim 1.8%

 

 
At 2% to 5%, they begin to proselytize from other ethnic minorities and disaffected groups, often with major recruiting from the jails and among street gangs.
This is happening in:


 
Denmark -- Muslim 2%
 
Germany -- Muslim 3.7%
 
United Kingdom -- Muslim 2.7%
 
Spain -- Muslim 4%
 
Thailand -- Muslim 4.6%

 

 
From 5% on, they exercise an inordinate influence in proportion to their percentage of the population. For example, they will push for the introduction of halal (clean by Islamic standards) food, thereby securing food preparation jobs for
Muslims. They will increase pressure on supermarket chains to feature halal on their shelves -- along with threats for failure to comply. This is occurring in:


 
France -- Muslim 8%
 
Philippines -- 5%
 
Sweden -- Muslim 5%
 
Switzerland -- Muslim 4.3%
 
The Netherlands -- Muslim 5.5%
 
Trinidad & Tobago -- Muslim 5.8%


 
At this point, they will work to get the ruling government to allow them to rule themselves (within their ghettos) under Sharia, the Islamic Law. The ultimate goal of Islamists is to establish Sharia law over the entire world.

 
When Muslims approach 10% of the population, they tend to increase lawlessness as a means of complaint about their conditions. In Paris , we are already seeing car-burnings. Any non-Muslim action offends Islam, and results in uprisings and threats, such as in Amsterdam , with opposition to Mohammed cartoons and films about Islam. Such tensions are seen daily, particularly in Muslim sections, in:
 
Guyana -- Muslim 10%
 
India -- Muslim 13.4%
Israel -- Muslim 16%

 
Kenya -- Muslim 10%
 
Russia -- Muslim 15%


After reaching 20%, nations can expect hair-trigger rioting, jihad militia formations, sporadic killings, and the burnings of Christian churches and Jewish synagogues, such as in:


 
Ethiopia -- Muslim 32.8%

 

 
At 40%, nations experience widespread massacres, chronic terror attacks, and ongoing militia warfare, such as in:

 
Bosnia -- Muslim 40%
 
Chad -- Muslim 53.1%
 
Lebanon -- Muslim 59.7%


From 60%, nations experience unfettered persecution of nonbelievers of all other religions (including nonconforming Muslims), sporadic ethnic cleansing (genocide), use of Sharia Law as a weapon, and Jizya, the tax placed on infidels, such as i n:


 
Albania -- Muslim 70%
 
Malaysia -- Muslim 60.4%
 
Qatar -- Muslim 77.5%
 
Sudan -- Muslim 70%


After 80%, expect daily intimidation and violent jihad, some State-run ethnic cleansing, and even some genocide, as these nations drive out the infidels, and move toward 100% Muslim, such as has been experienced and in some ways is ongoing in:


 
Bangladesh -- Muslim 83%
 
Egypt -- Muslim 90%
 
Gaza -- Muslim 98.7%
 
Indonesia -- Muslim 86.1%
 
Iran -- Muslim 98%
 
Iraq -- Muslim 97%
 
Jordan -- Muslim 92%
 
Morocco -- Muslim 98.7%
 
Pakistan -- Muslim 97%
 
Palestine -- Muslim 99%
 
Syria -- Muslim 90%
 
Tajikistan -- Muslim 90%
 
Turkey -- Muslim 99.8%
 
United Arab Emirates -- Muslim 96%

 

 
100% will usher in the peace of 'Dar-es-Salaam' -- the Islamic House of Peace. Here there's supposed to be peace, because everybody is a Muslim, the Madrasses are the only schools, and the Koran is the only word, such as in:

 
Afghanistan -- Muslim 100%
 
Saudi Arabia -- Muslim 100%
 
Somalia -- Muslim 100%
 
Yemen -- Muslim 100%

 
Unfortunately, peace is never achieved, as in these 100% states the most radical Muslims intimidate and spew hatred, and satisfy their blood lust by killing less radical Muslims, for a variety of reasons.

 
'Before I was nine I had learned the basic canon of Arab life. It was me against my brother; me and my brother against our father; my family against my cousins and the clan; the clan against the tribe; the tribe against the world, and all of us against the infidel. -- Leon Uris, 'The Haj'

 
It is important to understand that in some countries, with well under 100% Muslim populations, such as France, the minority Muslim populations live in ghettos, within which they are 100% Muslim, and within which they live by Sharia Law. The national police do not even enter these ghettos. There are no national courts, nor schools, nor non-Muslim religious facilities. In such situations, Muslims do not integrate into the community at large. The children attend madrasses. They learn only the Koran. To even associate with an infidel is a crime punishable with death. Therefore, in some areas of certain nations, Muslim Imams and extremists exercise more power than the national average would indicate.

 
Today's 1.5 billion Muslims make up 22% of the world's population. But their birth rates dwarf the birth rates of Christians, Hindus, Buddhists, Jews, and all other believers. Muslims will exceed 50% of the world's population by the end of this century.

 
Adapted from Dr. Peter Hammond's book: Slavery, Terrorism and Islam: The Historical Roots and Contemporary Threat

 
Well, boys and girls, today we are letting the fox guard the hen house. 
The wolves will be herding the sheep!
Obama Appoints two devout Muslims to homeland security posts. Doesn't this make you feel safer already?
Obama and Janet Napolitano Appoint Arif Alikhan, a devout Muslim as Assistant Secretary for Policy Development 
 DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano swore-in Kareem Shora, a devout Muslim, who was born in Damascus, Syria as ADC National Executive Director as a member of the Homeland Security Advisory Council (HSAC).  
NOTE:  Has anyone ever heard a new government official being identified as a devout Catholic, a devout Jew or a devout Protestant...?  Just wondering.                            
                
Devout Muslims being appointed to critical Homeland Security positions?    Doesn't this make you feel safer already??
  
              That should make our homeland much safer, huh!!             
   Was it not "Devout Muslim men" that flew planes into U.S.  
   buildings 8 years ago?   Was it not a Devout Muslim who killed 13 at Fort Hood ?  
Please forward this important information to any who care about the future of our Country.