FW: Give if ya get the chance

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago.
Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the h
old up?'
Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah
Winfrey, Rosie O'Donnell, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Jesse Jackson and Al
Sharpton.
They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are
going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going
from car to car, taking up a collection.'
The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'
'About a gallon.'