Dear Sirs,
I am very interested in your zero interest rate. I would like to borrow $3 billion to start an investment group. I intend to repay you with bailout money after I'm too big to fail. Due to my previous post the NSA, CIA, Secret Service and FBI all have any further information you might need about me to process this loan request. Thank you.
P. S. I've already had swine flu so I wont need the shots. Of course, one of the groups listed above probably told you that already.
Thursday, November 5, 2009
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